Please pick only one post type!!

dogrot:

thank u object head generator for this cutie
im gonna keep ‘em

coolsciencegifs:

Polymer absorbs water and expands. It keeps almost the same refractive properties as water and appears invisible.

The polymer is Sodium Polyacrylate (thank you, thecraftychemist!)

source

itssimplysam23:

godamnmiley:

is there any ellen fandom bc i want to join.

Isn’t all of Tumblr the Ellen fandom?

Can we please see the drunken giraffe one last time? [x]

martininamerica:

sewthoughtful:

jedibusiness:

Sworn enemies.

please make cartoons like this again

Please make more of THIS cartoon.

Somehow.

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

wickedclothes:

Cosmic Moon Necklace

This crescent moon pendant is accompanied by a blue, galaxy pendant. Accented with a filigree pattern, this necklace makes a perfect accessory. Hung on a chain measuring 21” - 24” in length. Sold on Etsy.

espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

mainstreet-musicalchairs:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

IM IN CLASS AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD.

reinerbrawn:

yaboyyeager:

Dear diary,

Today, I-

Oh wait.

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I DON’T HAVE A DIARY BECAUSE I’M NOT A LITTLE GIRL

eatabutt420:

fuckinglesbian:

thorsies:

having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

I feel so uncomfortable

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read

holleighlujah:

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 

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Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
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